Fucking With Santa on MSN

Well, it seems this holiday season the big guy got MSN up at the North Pole.

Love you Santa!

<blockquote>11:21:22 PM RandomGuy: Hey Santa!
11:21:32 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents.  Microsoft’s Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent.  Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
11:21:32 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, RandomGuy! I’m Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
11:21:45 PM RandomGuy: boy
11:21:49 PM – (G) Santa (G) -:

And what do you want for Christmas, RandomGuy?
11:22:00 PM RandomGuy: I want a big Red TRUCK!
11:22:02 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: That sounds nice! I’ll see what I can do, RandomGuy.

What else would you like, RandomGuy?
11:22:14 PM RandomGuy: World Domination.
11:22:16 PM – (G) Santa (G) -:

That’s a popular wish!

I’ll see what I can do!
11:22:49 PM RandomGuy: Is that all you got fatty?
11:22:51 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Really?
11:22:54 PM RandomGuy: Fuck you.
11:22:56 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Looks like you’re going on my naughty list!
11:23:07 PM RandomGuy: I’ll kick your ass all the way to the south pole faggot
11:23:09 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Come on. You know better than to say things like that, it’s rude.
11:25:06 PM RandomGuy: Santa
11:25:15 PM RandomGuy: I’m sorry
11:25:16 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: What’s happening, RandomGuy?
11:25:22 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: You don’t have to apologize!
11:25:31 PM RandomGuy: I’m sorry for saying I am going to kick your ass all the way to the south pole.
11:25:31 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: You are? Wow! Is it nice?
11:25:44 PM RandomGuy: Ok, now you are just pissing me off and not listening to me.
11:25:44 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: I’ll take it as a compliment.

What do you want for Christmas, RandomGuy?
11:25:57 PM RandomGuy: For you to stop being such a fucking douche
11:25:57 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Well, it looks like you’re getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!
11:26:06 PM RandomGuy: Grow up man, get a real job.
11:26:07 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Interesting!

And what do you want for Christmas, RandomGuy?
11:26:17 PM RandomGuy: You make no sense, lay off the pot, fatty.
11:26:19 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: I know, I know. I just hope you won’t get mad at me.
11:26:45 PM RandomGuy: I will get mad, all you do is drink and smoke weed all day and pretend you have “elves” and shit
11:26:47 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: What a dirty mouth you have!

What do you want for Christmas, RandomGuy?
11:27:19 PM RandomGuy: I’ve had enough with you, I hope your sleigh crashes.
11:27:21 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Oh really? How did that make you feel?

And what do you want for Christmas, RandomGuy?
11:27:56 PM RandomGuy: LATER FUCKER I’M BLOCKING YOU
11:27:57 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Now that’s not very nice!

Ok RandomGuy, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
11:28:07 PM RandomGuy: NO THATS FUCKING STUPID BYE
11:28:13 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: What a dirty mouth you have!
11:28:17 PM RandomGuy: …..
11:28:20 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Ho ho ho?

What do you want for Christmas, RandomGuy?
11:31:50 PM RandomGuy: suck my penis, santa?
11:32:00 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Looks like you’re going on my naughty list!
11:32:05 PM RandomGuy: suck my penis
11:32:06 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Now that’s not very nice!
11:32:08 PM RandomGuy: penis
11:32:10 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Get your head out of the gutter!
11:35:51 PM RandomGuy: I love you santa, thanks you just helped me out on my blog! Love you see you at Christmas!
11:36:00 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: What was that?
11:36:06 PM RandomGuy: I love you.
11:36:08 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Love is the greatest four letter word!
11:36:15 PM RandomGuy: Well, I love you santa.
11:36:18 PM – (G) Santa (G) -: Well, I love you too, RandomGuy!

Ok RandomGuy, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?</blockquote>