Special K “Special Dark” FUCK YOU!

Man guys, last night I was enjoying some Special K Special Dark Cereal (which I completely love, by the way) and I didn’t wait for it to get soft enough (soggy I suppose) and I was just chomping away.

FUCK did I pay for it. I have 2mm of skin hanging from the top of my mouth, it’s all cut up, my tongue hurts.

Now if I was a pussy I would go to whoever the fuck makes Special K and sue their ass (I think it’s Kellogg’s.

But I am not, I instead will sit here and whine like the little baby I am until it goes away.

Until further notice I have banned Special K.