FUCK YOU NALGENE!

Nalgene Bottles

Fuck your stupid colors. Fuck your gay ass lid. Fuck you!

Why all the rage you may ask?

Because DAILY I spill while drinking with one of these fucking things. How hard is it to make an idiot proof water bottle that I don’t spill all over myself. Every time.

I’ve spilled while driving and arrived at my destination with my lap soaked. Spilled on probably every shirt I own, and probably while naked too.

So please Nalgene, go out of business.

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Published:
October 16, 2007 / 5:36 pm
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