The Way I Are

I was determining whether I should just start ranting or if I should introduce myself first. I decided a little bit of both.

Enjoy internet people.

Who am I?

Well the truth is I am probably not going to tell you. I could give you small hints, for example I am an aspiring actor (so I must be a guy! or am I…?) in Hollywood, a starving artist when I live in New York, or that I am a world traveler currently located in Vienna. None of that would be true of course, but it is fun to have an imagination isn’t it? Be a kid a little already.

I will tell you this however, I am a Secret Agent for the Canadian National Assembly (does this even exist?). I am in my twenties, I enjoy long walks, that involve me walking away from people that annoy me. I have a new found hatred for squirrels (more on that later). I have issues with people not having towels in their bathrooms to dry your hands after washing them.

Wow, a lot of negativity there wouldn’t you say? Now for some things I do like:

• Puppies. When they aren’t pooping or peeing.
• Baskin Robbins Sugar Free Mint Chocolate Chip Hard Candy. I think they need a longer name.
• Superbad.

Now to some more negatives.

• Stupid people anger me.
• People that talk to much (including myself sometimes).
• People that complain, which I am sure I will be doing a lot of here. But at least you will be choosing to read my complaints, instead of me forcing them down your throat in person.
• Squirrels.
• Bad a**es that stare at you when they are driving and you are walking. You know who you are.

So I guess I am just your average guy (oh no, you caught me!), who hates squirrels and plans to dedicate a blog to it.
And that’s The Way I Are.